Thirty-two year old women have heart attacks in the shower all the time, and nobody says anything (I know because I looked and couldn't find news on any of them). But if it's a celebrity, suddenly EVERYONE knows about it.
How about some love for the unwashed (or I guess really washed) masses of young female heart attack victims in the shower? Maybe now, this epidemic will be addressed and given the attention it needs.
To start, I'm going to start selling bracelets with "Remember BM" on them. As an added bonus, my "Remember BM" bracelets won't come in that irritating one size fits all format. Mine will be made of medical tubing, so you can make it as snug as you want to.
Tragedy. It's time I started making some money off it.