Like if M. Night Shyamalan made a movie about being scammed

Only he did it before The Sixth Sense so it sucked less and also a comedy.

It warms the very cockles of my heart to see that there are people out there that are not only unwilling to get scammed, but are also willing to put that experience out there for everyone else to see.

This is a chat log between a Valve employee and a customer about a Terms of Service violation... OR IS IT?

Regardless, hilarity ensues.