An Ode to the Car Alarm That Has Been Going for Four Hours

Hello, Car Alarm.
I hear you.
We all hear you.
Your voice cries out in the early morning.
Your wailing pierces my dreams.
You are like someone else's child that they do not care about that is crying.
Only, if you were a real child the police would have shown up a long time ago.
Therefore, you are not as important as a child.
Shut up, nobody likes you.


  1. Ha! Don't get too superior about "somebody else's child" crying for four hours. IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU, MY FRIEND. Sigh. It can happen to all of us. :(


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