Kijiji Hero?

This guy is awesome.

In case he pulls the ad down, which I don't know if he really knows how to, here's the text:

"I am selling x box games. There all in good conditions they have no scratches. My deal is if you buy an x box game you 2 wwe or xxL magasins free as purchase. If you are willing to buy please contact this following number between the time of 6:00-8:00 647-xxx-xxxx. "

(I've blocked out the phone number)

Is he selling Xbox games? Or magazines?

It gets better though.

Here are the images he included of the "good condition" games that "have no scratches".

No scratches here. Absolutely none. Move along.

There are so many things wrong here, I don't even know where to start. No, wait, I do. It's by posting this here for all to see.