I should not like this for a few reasons.
But you know what? I do.
I don't even mind that these guys look like some kind of weird hybrid between Vanilla Ice and glittery vampires. I'm just going to take a leap of faith and assume that they considered Bowie to be the first shiny vampire so it's an homage to him and not just so they can capitalize on any other "vampire"-esque characters. Nope, it's Bowie.
Just in case though, I'm going to start calling people that I don't like "Jedwards", cause it sounds insulting.