Eagles VS Patriots (on Vikings home turf)
This one is easy. Eagles win. Why?
Patriots are great, they're the best. Bigly. Everyone knows it, I've talked to the best sports people and everyone says it. That was my impression of what goes through my head when people talk about Patriots right now. Basically, I'm saying that it's hard to be a Patriot right now. There's just too much political baggage. What happens if they win? The President has to invite them to the White House. They'll have to go, because Patriotism. But then it's going to be awkward, because you just know you're going to have to get a picture with him. And then he'll make a comment about how happy he is that you won and not the other team which is full of
and the whole time you're thinking that your kid heard that and you're going to have some explaining to do when you get home.
None of that really makes a difference though. Not when you consider that the Patriots won't have it in them to attack one of the symbols they hold so dear. What can a Patriot do but stand in awe while the very embodiment of freedom blows past them to score a touchdown point? Is a true Patriot going to tackle an Eagle carrying a ball to the
touchdown place Big Square Y thing score zone and risk injuring even one single feather?
Honestly, this Superbowl might as well be called the Only Grandchild VS The Grandparents (at Toys R Us).