"You're not going to believe this, but my dang ferrets chewed through my iPhone cable!"
"Oh, that sucks. How's it look?"
"They literally chewed the cover off the cable."
"If they just chewed the cover off, you might still be able to use it."
"You think? Hold on, I'll send you a pic."
"Let me know when you get it."
"Got it. Wow, they really what the hell is that Denise?!"
"It's bad isn't it? Damn it. I'm going to have to drive all the way back to the mall to get one."
"Denise. Forget the cable, what is that on your feet!"
"I swear to god, what is wrong with you? How many times do I have to tell you: Sandals are not slippers!"